Memory Improvement Seeker Gifts

'Uh, Hon, you just gave me this book for Christmas,'

Where was I?

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

Advanced Password Hint

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

Marcel Proust.

"He's got a photographic memory."

'At age 47, Thomas Edison tried to forget everything he knew, in an attempt to become a second Thomas Edison.'

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'It's embarrassing. I can't seem to remember anything . . . short-term or long-term!'

Now...what was I doing

"My memory's terrible these days"

Memory School.

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"