Memory Improvement Enthusiast Gifts

'Excuse me, Mr. Scarecrow....you forgot your Ginkgo Biloba.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Hi again

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Why Elephants Never Forget.

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

Now...what was I doing

Superhero with '?' on breast plate "I forget which superhero I am"

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Memories/New Experiences

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

"My memory's terrible these days"

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"