Dealing With Memory Challenges Pillows

"The kids have sent us an app that reminds you what you were thinking twenty minutes ago."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I've got it written down...'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"He's got a photographic memory."

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

Now...what was I doing

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

"My memory's terrible these days"

Memory School.

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

Annual Amnesia Convention

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'That's strange, I never forget things.'