Dealing With Memory Challenges Mugs

"The kids have sent us an app that reminds you what you were thinking twenty minutes ago."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I've got it written down...'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

"He's got a photographic memory."

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

Now...what was I doing

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

"My memory's terrible these days"

Memory School.

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

Annual Amnesia Convention

"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'