Memory Challenges Mugs

'I don't know what it is, Fang, but I've always been bad at remember names.'

Wordplay: 'Rememb...er...'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I cross the road to forget."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'I've got it written down...'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Remember when?... When was that?

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Study more to pass more tests.

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'Did I put the recycling out?'