Memory Challengers Pillows

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Did you ever walk into a room and totally forget what you're looking for?

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

'Remember me?'