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'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

'Remember me?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

'Password, password - come on memory!'

'Another meeting. Another assessment. Is this deja vu or what?' 'Beats me. I can't remember things long enough anymore to have deja vu.'

"But that's the problem - I can remember EVERYTHING!!"

Amnesiacs Anonymous.