Memory Challengers Gifts

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Did you ever walk into a room and totally forget what you're looking for?

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

'Remember me?'

Tiny man and the chained door.

Amnesiacs Anonymous.

'Right, right, you get 3 wishes. Listen, you try being submerged in a $5 merlot for 4 years and see how good your memory is.'

Modern Attention Spans