Memory Gifts

"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."

Deja Vu Highway

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'Robert has the worst memory. He needs the labels just to get by.'

Damn, I've forgotten why I came in here.

Memory School - Mnemonics - 'You simply associate each number with a word, such as 'table' and 3,4,76,029.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"I forget is it knit one, pearl one or pearl one knit one?"

'So how's the memory holding up?'

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

Never forgets/Sometimes forgets/always forgets.

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

"Did you ever wonder where your phone is while you're looking at it?"

Deja Vu Walk In

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'So, how old are you now?'

'How do you know you never forget a face?'

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

"Talk about depressing...I went to my school reunion and even the elephants didn't remember me."

Historical memory is on life support.

Highway of Life

"I know I should forget it, But I don't seem to be able to."

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

'Just reminiscing.'

'My long-term is fine. It's my short-term memory that worries me.'

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I think it's wonderful that you're apologizing, for all the terrible things you did in 30 years of marriage, but you live next door.'

'The dog died two years ago, Henry.'

'Oh, yes. Dave does have a photographic memory. But his memories usually come out all blurred and underdeveloped.'

Useless gifts for elephants.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'What do you mean you forgot?'

'So soon they forget.'

"I can't remember how it goes!"