Memory Tests Gifts

Kudos to myself as I score once again an A-plus on the latest challenge to my photographic memory.

Animal challenge: tie-breaker required.

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't know who you are!"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Remembering His Marbles

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Remember when?... When was that?

Study more to pass more tests.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'