Memory Tests Pillows

Kudos to myself as I score once again an A-plus on the latest challenge to my photographic memory.

Animal challenge: tie-breaker required.

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't know who you are!"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Study more to pass more tests.

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Remembering His Marbles

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Remember when?... When was that?

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'I never forget a face.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'