Memory Skills Pillows

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Origins of a family tradition.

'Lost Diary'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Study more to pass more tests.

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Remember when?... When was that?

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

"My memory's not too good these days."

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'