Memory Training Pillows

Annual Amnesia Convention

Brian had a photographic flash memory.

'Henry's training his memory to forget the cost of living.'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Origins of a family tradition.

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Remembering His Marbles

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Remember when?... When was that?

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'