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Annual Amnesia Convention

What's your New Year's resolution, Mort? I resolve to improve my memory. 2015 will be the year I really buckle down and do my memory exercises. If I can remember where I put them. I think I left them by the stove. Your 2016 isn't off to a great start. Did I leave the stove on?

Brian had a photographic flash memory.

'Henry's training his memory to forget the cost of living.'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I cross the road to forget."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

Origins of a family tradition.

Study more to pass more tests.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Remembering His Marbles

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Remember when?... When was that?

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'