Memory Skills Gifts

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I cross the road to forget."

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Origins of a family tradition.

'Lost Diary'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Study more to pass more tests.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Remember when?... When was that?

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"My memory's not too good these days."

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

'Did I put the recycling out?'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'