Memory Recollection Gifts

Murray relives a favorite watershed moment in his life.

My First Camera

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

I painted them all from memory.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I cross the road to forget."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'Lost Diary'

Origins of a family tradition.

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Animal and Human Memory

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Heaven

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Remember when?... When was that?

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Study more to pass more tests.