Recollection Gifts

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

My First Camera

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I cross the road to forget."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'Where Are They Now?'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'You're always living in the past.'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Animal and Human Memory

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

Heaven

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Griller highlights never gets old

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'