Relationship Reminiscence Gifts

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'That's the first dollar I ever made and that's the first girl I ever made.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

The Map of the Human Heart

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'You're always living in the past.'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'Where Are They Now?'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

Griller highlights never gets old

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

Heaven

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'