Relationship Reminiscence Gifts

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'That's the first dollar I ever made and that's the first girl I ever made.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

The Map of the Human Heart

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Where Are They Now?'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'You're always living in the past.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

Heaven

Griller highlights never gets old

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'