Reminiscing Gifts

'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Gen X in the Golden Years.

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"When I was kid, color hadn't even been invented yet."

'I went to my high school reunion over the weekend. Some of my classmates changed so much that they didn't even recognize me.'

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

Class Reunion.

MEMORY LANE - 'I don't remember coming this way..'

"Remember the good old days when all the economy needed was a little fine-tuning?"

Man in pub: 'My memory's not good, but didn't this pub used to be full of long-haired youths?'

Yesteryear.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Didn't we look young when we were young."

"What's your best childhood memory?" "My back not hurting."

Retired Elephants living with their memories - their long, detailed, complete, endless memories...

"Remember when we used to feel sorry for people our age?"

"I always enjoy these school re-unions"

'Thinking back though, I'd have to say we all had a bloody good financial crisis.'

"At first I was wondering who all the old people are, until I realized I'm one of them."

This program will take you back to where you didn't want to be the first time.

"I liked you better as a distant memory."

You and Your Shadow

"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."

'Funny how the years race by. . . and the afternoons crawl.'

'Remember when we used to make love, you used to bite my neck?'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'Tell us again about when you had loadsamoney . . .'

"Remember how we used to stay up all night drinking wine, listening to music, and discussing my family issues?"

"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"Playing blind man's buff and marbles wasn't so bad."

'Look at that! After all these years, he still recognises you!'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'Now there's a face from the past.'