Reminiscing Mugs

'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Gen X in the Golden Years.

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

'I went to my high school reunion over the weekend. Some of my classmates changed so much that they didn't even recognize me.'

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

Class Reunion.

"Remember the good old days when all the economy needed was a little fine-tuning?"

MEMORY LANE - 'I don't remember coming this way..'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"What's your best childhood memory?" "My back not hurting."

Man in pub: 'My memory's not good, but didn't this pub used to be full of long-haired youths?'

Yesteryear.

"I always enjoy these school re-unions"

"I liked you better as a distant memory."

"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."

"Remember when we used to feel sorry for people our age?"

"At first I was wondering who all the old people are, until I realized I'm one of them."

Retired Elephants living with their memories - their long, detailed, complete, endless memories...

This program will take you back to where you didn't want to be the first time.

'Thinking back though, I'd have to say we all had a bloody good financial crisis.'

You and Your Shadow

"What did you do to waste time before social media?"

'I haven't seen you for 20 years. If it wasn't for that coat I wouldn't have recognized you.'

"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

"Used to be able to drink all night and still run through a china shop. Now, it's one beer and home."

"Remember how we used to stay up all night drinking wine, listening to music, and discussing my family issues?"

'Whatever happened to that great looking babe, Susan?'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now, it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

"God, I was magnificent!"

'Life seemed so much simpler in the old days, dear...'

"Remember before summer when we were in school? We walked in the halls...carried books...took tests. Those were the days."

'...On, no, more feral stories.'