Romantic Reminiscence Mugs

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Where Are They Now?'

'You're always living in the past.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

Griller highlights never gets old

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

The Old Elves Home

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"I can't remember where we're going."