Romantic Nostalgia Mugs

"No, right house but 30 years too late."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

The Music Box

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.