Romantic Reminiscence Pillows

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Where Are They Now?'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'You're always living in the past.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Griller highlights never gets old

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"I can't remember where we're going."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"I once loved a parade."

The Old Elves Home

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.