Romantic Reminder Pillows

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

Heaven

Desert Planet

Romance

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Online Romance

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"Of course I've had some wonderful times since we've been married. Mostly, while you were at work."

"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

My first Boyfriend.

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

RIP R Jones, Practical Joker: 'Sorry, you're calling at a bad time. I'm dead.'

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

2 Days To Remember

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"