Memory Recording Gifts

"Mind if I journal?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I cross the road to forget."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Wall of Office Memories

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Origins of a family tradition.

'Lost Diary'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."