Memory Recollection T-Shirts

Murray relives a favorite watershed moment in his life.

My First Camera

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I cross the road to forget."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Lost Diary'

Origins of a family tradition.

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Animal and Human Memory

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"It's the dog."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Study more to pass more tests.

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Remember when?... When was that?

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"