Memory Skeptic Gifts

Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'I've got it written down...'

Coincidence or What?

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

Remember when?... When was that?

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Hi again

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesiacs Convention.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."