Memory Philosopher Gifts

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I drink to forget, but I eat to remember, so it all balances out. Menu.

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

Historical memory is on life support.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Pop Culture for Teens

"I cross the road to forget."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I noticed a few browns."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Origins of a family tradition.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Remember when?... When was that?

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."