Reflection Philosopher Gifts

'I see a woman with a very large, round nose... Oh, wait, that's my reflection. Let me try that again.'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Man looking out of window in office block, "God what a breathtaking view"

One day Al realized that the upside of his hideous 5 o'clock shadow was that it was a daily reminder of happy hour.

"To reinforce my diet, the mirror goes on the fridge."

Cow and Pig see 'Staff' logo reflected and read it as 'Fats'.

You are here sign in mirror

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Is he still there Frank?'

"You look like I need a drink."

"I'm returning this mirror. It makes me look fat."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall. . . Oh, never mind. Who am I kidding?!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

What else is there to wish for?

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Pastorius wonders why.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Needs to get a life"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

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