Reflection Philosopher T-Shirts

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Man looking out of window in office block, "God what a breathtaking view"

"To reinforce my diet, the mirror goes on the fridge."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Is he still there Frank?'

"You look like I need a drink."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall. . . Oh, never mind. Who am I kidding?!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

What else is there to wish for?

"The overthinker"

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Needs to get a life"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Woman looking into a mirror

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"