Research Reflectionist T-Shirts

'Forget about it. Your peak breakthrough years were your twenties.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"The overthinker"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Needs to get a life"

Pop Culture for Teens

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

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Woman looking into a mirror

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

Cyber Dream

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

TV-Mirror.

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"You're pathetic."

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

Clearing up medals.