Self-reflection Philosopher T-Shirts

"I feel something terrible is going to happen. I'm going to sabotage myself."

A man sadly looks at a mismatched reflection of himself

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

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"The overthinker"

Cellphone Islands

That party went well.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Is this who I am?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."