Memory Ponderers Gifts

"I was young and there were drugs involved so I'm not sure if I actually jumped over the moon.''

Historical memory is on life support.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

Marcel Proust.

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

Your weight and fortune. What you'll weigh now...what you'll weigh 10 years from now.

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

'At age 47, Thomas Edison tried to forget everything he knew, in an attempt to become a second Thomas Edison.'