Memory Ponderers Prints

"I was young and there were drugs involved so I'm not sure if I actually jumped over the moon.''

Historical memory is on life support.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

George Santayana

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.

Jealousy

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

Marcel Proust.

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

Your weight and fortune. What you'll weigh now...what you'll weigh 10 years from now.

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

'At age 47, Thomas Edison tried to forget everything he knew, in an attempt to become a second Thomas Edison.'