Memory Ponderer Prints

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

TV-Mirror.

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

'Hello, my name is Death'

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

Clement Attlee

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Go Now, Pay Later/Pay Now, Go Later!

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."