'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'
Memory Ponderer T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to a memory ponderer's spirit—featuring witty, thought-provoking designs that turn everyday wear into a statement of curiosity and creativity.
Historical memory is on life support.
"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."
"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."
"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."
"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."
'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'
'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'
NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone
Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.
"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."
Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.
'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'
"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"
"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."
"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."
TV-Mirror.
History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'
"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."
Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.
"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."
'Hello, my name is Death'
Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.
Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.
Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.
"Do you have any books on perception?"
Clement Attlee
"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"
Psychiatry. Whenever I go on an ego trip, my superego won't let me have any fun.
Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?
A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.
The past only looks good when you're living in the present.
'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'
Go Now, Pay Later/Pay Now, Go Later!
"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"
Memory Ponderer T-Shirts Collection
Memory Ponderer Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs designed for memory ponderers—each one crafted to inspire reflection and add a touch of humor to their daily routine.
Memory Ponderer Pillows
Comfort meets creativity with pillows designed for those who enjoy reflecting and relaxing—ideal for inspiring a contemplative atmosphere.
Memory Ponderer Prints
Decorate your space with prints that celebrate the art of thinking—each piece capturing the wonder of memory and imagination.