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"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."

"...In your last 8 lives you were...er...a cat"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I see your past life."

'Could be worse. In my previous life I was a FEMA worker'

'Most of my relevant experience was gained in my past life, so I'm a bit rusty.'

"I haven't looked back since I got a job."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

Historical memory is on life support.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"