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"You realize that if you're reincarnated, you'll need to learn all new passwords?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

reincarnated worm...

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Dreams I have had...

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

Warning: Metaphors for impending doom next 5 miles.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'