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"We all become you. You become us. We all live forever."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'But what is the universe for?'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Hamlet'

reincarnated worm...

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

God Sneezes Out Creation

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The Origins of Everything

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Dreams I have had...

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"