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"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Common Dodo!

"So we left a little early...who's gonna notice?"

"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"

"OK, where's the extinction?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

reincarnated worm...

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'But what is the universe for?'

'Hamlet'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

The Origins of Everything

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Dreams I have had...