Extinction Ponderer Gifts

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Common Dodo!

"So we left a little early...who's gonna notice?"

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff? (Published previously on June 17, 2010).

"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"

"OK, where's the extinction?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

reincarnated worm...

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'But what is the universe for?'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

The Origins of Everything

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"