Earth Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the Earth Ponderer? Our collection captures the essence of eco-conscious creativity, blending humor and mindfulness in every design. Find something that resonates with their thoughtful nature and passion for the environment. From witty prints to cozy accessories, these gifts are ideal for anyone who loves to ponder the planet's mysteries and possibilities.

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Formula.

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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'But what is the universe for?'

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"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...." mockup

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

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'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

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'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?' mockup

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

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'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?' mockup

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

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The Origins of Everything

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'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!' mockup

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

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"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?" mockup

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

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"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..." mockup

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

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"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'" mockup

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

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NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!' mockup

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

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"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe." mockup

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

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"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city." mockup

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

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"Shall we put it in play?"

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The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree.... mockup

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

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Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly. mockup

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

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"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?" mockup

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

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"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city." mockup

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

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'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?' mockup

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

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'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.' mockup

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

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'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?' mockup

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

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'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.' mockup

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

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"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!" mockup

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

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"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes." mockup

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

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"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?" mockup

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

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'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?' mockup

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

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Earth Ponderer Gifts Collection

Earth Ponderer Mugs

Explore more mugs designed for the Earth Ponderer, balancing eco-consciousness with a touch of humor in every sip.

Earth Ponderer Pillows

Find pillows that bring eco-inspired charm and comfort to your Earth Ponderer loved ones’ home, blending humor with a passion for the planet.

Earth Ponderer Prints

Check out prints that celebrate the Earth Ponderer’s love for nature and eco-awareness, perfect for inspiring their space with thoughtful art.

Earth Ponderer T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that speak to the Earth Ponderer’s love for nature and thoughtful creativity through witty and meaningful designs.