World Ponderer Gifts

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

Pressing pause on the world.

Post Sept 11.

Formula.

Quiz

'But what is the universe for?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

The Origins of Everything

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Death coach..."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Baxter finally gets a life

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."