Global Market Ponderer Gifts

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Farewell Donald

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Have you seen my money?

Formula.

Trumped

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

Quiz

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

How moons are born...

"Why does my investment portfolio have a toe tag?"

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Filibuster.

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'