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A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

Pressing pause on the world.

Post Sept 11.

Formula.

Quiz

'But what is the universe for?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

The Origins of Everything

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

Baxter finally gets a life

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"