First World Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the unique charm of a First World Ponderer? Our collection features witty and whimsical items that celebrate curiosity and reflective moments. Whether they're deep in thought or daydreaming, these gifts add a playful touch to their contemplative nature. Ideal for friends, colleagues, or anyone who enjoys pondering life's bigger questions, our range invites smiles and sparks conversations.

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"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."

"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours." mockup

"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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In/Out/These Things Happen.

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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'But what is the universe for?'

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"Have you been playing dice?"

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Chiller Theatre

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"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...." mockup

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

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'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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Sauce for the Goose

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.' mockup

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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The Origins of Everything

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'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

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'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?' mockup

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!' mockup

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

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Totalitarian Humour

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'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.' mockup

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

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"Is this who I am?"

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First World Ponderer Gifts Collection

First World Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the First World Ponderer—perfect for inspiring thoughtful coffee breaks with witty designs.

First World Ponderer Pillows

Browse our pillows for the First World Ponderer—stylish, humorous accents that add comfort and personality to any room.

First World Ponderer Prints

View our prints for the First World Ponderer—bring some clever art and reflection into their everyday space.

First World Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt range for the First World Ponderer—fun and clever designs that suit their curious and creative nature.