Extinction Ponderers Gifts

The late Cretaceous period.

65 Million Years Ago

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'One day this will all be yours.'

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Existentialists In Love

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

"There was a bright light and then a voice said: 'our menu has changed'."

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'It looks like our time is up.'

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Sounds like a man who never had a tax return audited.

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Common Dodo!

I have some really bad news for you.

Standup... Nihilist