Existential Ponderers Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who cherishes deep thoughts and philosophical musings? Our collection celebrates existential ponderers with witty, reflective, and clever designs perfect for sparking introspection or just sharing a laugh during those contemplative moments.

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"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis." mockup

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

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"I'm sorry, but there is no more fast lane. We all live on the median now."

"I'm sorry, but there is no more fast lane. We all live on the median now." mockup

"I'm sorry, but there is no more fast lane. We all live on the median now."

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Life - from start to finish

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"What are we?"

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'Dad, do you believe in life after being flushed down the toilet?...'

'Dad, do you believe in life after being flushed down the toilet?...' mockup

'Dad, do you believe in life after being flushed down the toilet?...'

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Existentialists In Love

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Smart reply has existential crisis mockup

Smart reply has existential crisis

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'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?' mockup

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

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Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death mockup

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

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'Sigh ... there's nothing good on in my brain again. Guess I'll just go to bed.'

'Sigh ... there's nothing good on in my brain again. Guess I'll just go to bed.' mockup

'Sigh ... there's nothing good on in my brain again. Guess I'll just go to bed.'

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Zachary learns that we spend most of our lives in search for nothing at all

Zachary learns that we spend most of our lives in search for nothing at all mockup

Zachary learns that we spend most of our lives in search for nothing at all

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"You'll find it's a whole new lifestyle, without actually being a life."

"You'll find it's a whole new lifestyle, without actually being a life." mockup

"You'll find it's a whole new lifestyle, without actually being a life."

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Robot Mortuary

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"It really makes you feel insignificant doesn't it."

"It really makes you feel insignificant doesn't it." mockup

"It really makes you feel insignificant doesn't it."

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"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?" mockup

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

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"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?" mockup

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

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'I'm not complaining, but shouldn't we be in training for Armageddon or something?'

'I'm not complaining, but shouldn't we be in training for Armageddon or something?' mockup

'I'm not complaining, but shouldn't we be in training for Armageddon or something?'

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'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.' mockup

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

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'I, too, used to fret away the days, pondering the meaning of life...then I got my first bonus.'

'I, too, used to fret away the days, pondering the meaning of life...then I got my first bonus.' mockup

'I, too, used to fret away the days, pondering the meaning of life...then I got my first bonus.'

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"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today." mockup

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

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"Actually, they all feel like Sundays." mockup

"Actually, they all feel like Sundays."

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"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...." mockup

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

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"Where did I come from?"

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Destinations

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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'Hamlet'

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reincarnated worm...

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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"Why bother?"

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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Existential Ponderers Gifts Collection

Existential Ponderers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate existential pondering—ideal for sparking conversations and deep thoughts.

Existential Ponderers Pillows

Discover pillows that bring philosophical humor and comfort to your loved one's relaxation space.

Existential Ponderers Prints

Browse our prints that inspire deep thinking and add a creative touch to any room.

Existential Ponderers T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase their love for life's big questions—perfect for those who ponder with style.