Existential Thinkers Gifts

Beckett on ice

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

"Stop telling me to live in the present!"

"I don't want to let being dead define me."

Former Survivalist

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Hey, I know. In our next simulation let's let everything's actions be governed by hard-wired behaviors but let one species have enough self-awareness to imagine it has free will."

"Limbo!"

'Since I finished that, everything seems an anticlimax...'

"I'm trying to live each day like it was my last!"

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

Gravestone reads: 'Now he knows the difference between theory and reality.'

"Been there, done that, except this."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Lost

Lawbreakers play chess.

"No, I insist... after you."

Man wearing tee shirt bearing the slogan; 'Enjoy yourself', is being followed by the Grim Reaper, who is wearing a tee shirt bearing the slogan; 'It's later than you think'.

"Ever since the nuclear apocalypse, it's been hard to find someone to blame for my problems."

"Do you ever feel like it's all pointless?" "I mean, I do the same thing every day. Nothing changes. I'm not getting anywhere." "It's so depressing I can hardly stand it." "What does it all mean? What is it all about? What keeps us going?" "It's payday!" "And soon, the weekend!"

Suffering from the human condition. Please help. ?

You mean, those aren't the outtakes? (Published originally on August 23, 2007.)

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

reincarnated worm...

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Hamlet'