Existential Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for an existential philosopher or someone passionate about deep questions and the meaning of life? Our collection features clever designs that blend philosophy with humor, ideal for mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they love to ponder life’s mysteries or enjoy a witty take on existential ideas, these products offer a perfect way to showcase their interests in style and fun. Surprise a thinker today with gifts that inspire reflection and crack a smile at the same time.

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"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."

"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home." mockup

"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."

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"I don't get it. I play in the park, eat all day long, get back rubs from strangers, and still I wonder, 'What's it all about?'"

"I don't get it. I play in the park, eat all day long, get back rubs from strangers, and still I wonder, 'What's it all about?'" mockup

"I don't get it. I play in the park, eat all day long, get back rubs from strangers, and still I wonder, 'What's it all about?'"

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'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'

'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.' mockup

'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'

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'Let's face it, Dwight. This is as high in the need pyramid as we're going to get tonight!'

'Let's face it, Dwight. This is as high in the need pyramid as we're going to get tonight!' mockup

'Let's face it, Dwight. This is as high in the need pyramid as we're going to get tonight!'

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'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.' mockup

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

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The Existential Bigfoot

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"I've got pride but no shame."

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The angels of death and taxes do lunch. mockup

The angels of death and taxes do lunch.

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Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea. mockup

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

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'...What's the point?'

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'I know that 'you can't take it with you' but what would you do with it when you got there anyway?'

'I know that 'you can't take it with you' but what would you do with it when you got there anyway?' mockup

'I know that 'you can't take it with you' but what would you do with it when you got there anyway?'

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"If I was you...I wouldn't be worried about the future..."

"If I was you...I wouldn't be worried about the future..." mockup

"If I was you...I wouldn't be worried about the future..."

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"I had a dream again last night, where I discovered I wasn't so entrenched after all."

"I had a dream again last night, where I discovered I wasn't so entrenched after all." mockup

"I had a dream again last night, where I discovered I wasn't so entrenched after all."

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"Somehow, I still feel insignificant." mockup

"Somehow, I still feel insignificant."

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Quicksands of time

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Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler.

Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler. mockup

Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler.

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"One hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee."

"One hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee." mockup

"One hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee."

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"Look, Grim, I'm really sorry. It's not you, it's me ... well, it's mostly you, like 85/15 ..."

"Look, Grim, I'm really sorry. It's not you, it's me ... well, it's mostly you, like 85/15 ..." mockup

"Look, Grim, I'm really sorry. It's not you, it's me ... well, it's mostly you, like 85/15 ..."

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In the piltdown sector

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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'Hamlet'

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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reincarnated worm...

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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"Why bother?"

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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Chiller Theatre

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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Existential Philosopher Gifts Collection

Existential Philosopher Mugs

Explore more mugs featuring witty existential quotes and designs—bring philosophy and humor to your morning routine.

Existential Philosopher Pillows

Shop for pillows with philosophical humor—perfect for cozying up with a good question or a thoughtful quote.

Existential Philosopher Prints

Find inspiring prints that delve into existential themes—ideal for any space that seeks a touch of deep contemplation and creativity.

Existential Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our collection of existential philosophy t-shirts—perfect for expressing your love for deep questions and clever wit.